I care about the problems of men. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they have to be stoic beasts incapable of emotion. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they are lust-filled monsters incapable of controlling their own libidos. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they cannot be raped or assaulted because the patriarchy believes women are too weak and inferior to be dangerous.
Feminists did not do this to you, other men did.
Mom: you need to go out more
*the following friday*
Me: Ma, can I go with Amanda to a party?
Mom: No, you go out way too much, you need to stay home for once.
Me: Okay mom*walks away*
Mom: I thought you were going to a party with Amanda?
Me:You said no
Mom: I never said you couldn’t go
Me: okay*walks away*
Poem for drama class😊
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be sarcastic with me
I’ll stab you in the throat
No need to cry
Or I’ll pick out your eyes.
Your pleads are so cute
It’s so funny you try
Don’t worry no more
I’ll pull out your heart
And shove it up some hole.
Now this is goodbye.
women dont have rights over their own bodies
innocent black people are getting gunned down
people are having to protest for basic human rights
did i just describe 1914 or 2014?
So yesterday, while I was walking on the shore I saw this guy dancing on a ledge. I walked up to that ledge and said hello. He replied with a smile and an open palm to go dance. I said no and he walked a ways away from the ledge. He asked me what I was afraid of and I said I was afraid of falling off the ledge. He walked even further away from the ledge and invited me to dance again. I hesitated and he asked if it was really the ledge I feared or if it was the criticism I would be receiving for dancing. I said I didn’t really care what people thought and so he invited me again. I walked towards him again, this time with my head held high, proving I wasn’t afraid of the criticism. We danced on that ledge for hours. Laughing. Smiling. Screaming at the near trips. Then laughing some more. It was amazing. It was the most fun I had ever had. When it was time for me to go, he left me one of his bracelets. A bracelet with an other half that he wore on his other arm. He told me that we would soon meet again and that he would wait for me to dance on the ledge again.
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.
white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.
I’m fucking screaming at the last one tho.(via queerfabulousmermaid)
The beach on a rainy day❤️